Well I’m a-gonna be a total lazepot today and instead of writing something new, I will just copy/paste a bunch of my recent twitters. Yeah I’m all about the twitter these days.
There is a 140-character limit on tweets, so that’s why these are all short. But when you add them all up they make for a fascinating sociological study of just how much information you can disseminate in about 20 seconds of effort. They start from today and work backwards. I’ve removed the ones that people won’t understand without knowing the context that I don’t have time to explain here. Call this a “best of” tweet list.
That’s kind of sad actually. I am down to writing “best of” lists of forgettable 140-character posts on topics that no one cares about.
Saw a pic this wkend of some girl I graduated HS with. Didn’t recognize her. She looked 55 at least. Thank you SPF15 and non-smoking.
I’d pay a quarter more for crappy takeout lunch for a decent knife & a fork that isn’t a flimsy piece of shit that breaks off into my food.
Who looks at past boyfriends/girlfriends and wonders WHAT THE BLAZIN’ FUCK WAS I THINKING?? Old BF’s latest nutty blog entry=crazytown.
[In response to a tweet about being added by random people]: I get those too-not sure how they’re finding me excpt I post my twitter all over the place-or, I am just way popular/witty XD
[In response to the previous test tweet] Fuck that didn’t work.
Test, want to make sure nobody else can see these
My UPS guy is a smokin’-hot baby-brother twin of Denzel Washington, AND he just brought me my new lens. Two happinesses in the same day! 12:58 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
Au Bon Pain: the fakest fucking “French” cafè on the entire planet. Chocolate croissant MY ASS. It’s cardboard with filling. 9:52 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
Model Karolina Kurkova has no belly buton-I’m more wondering about that thing she’s wearing-is it a horse saddle? http://tinyurl.com/6zq85c 8:08 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
nvm [I found it]. In other news, I just bought tickets to every Pogues show on the East Coast in March ’09. Take THAT, nine inch nails! 3:52 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
What happened to my tweet? 3:51 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
Boston Craigslist: artist looking for men to drink copious amounts of water and then pee, while lying on ground. Water down, water up. 3:49 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
In line for lunch, someone reeks of cigarette smoke. it’s disgusting. I recommend an ammonia bath, that would be a preferable scent 12:59 PM Nov 20th from twitterrific
Just read blog of some nutter-claims to get 2nd-hand drunk–if she’s not drinking but is around people who are, she “gets drunk.” PSYCHO. 10:59 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
I’ve bought a new lens: Tokina 11-16mm ultra-wide-angle. Been on waiting list for months. Who needs money when you have Amex? 12:21 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
Recent nightmare: got guestlist for a band-forgot and so bought unneeded ticket-arrived late and everyone was gone. It was horrible. 11:37 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
Today is the kind of day when if I were the thieving kind I’d clean out my boss’s bank accounts and move to Fiji. But I’m afraid of jail. 11:00 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
@gina0star Helium is a gateway drug!!! Back away from the whipits or your life will be RUINED!!!!!!!! XD 4:13 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck in reply to gina0star
@azulaco in other breaking news, god is dead, the sky is blue, and that purple teletubbie is the really super-gay one. lolz 2:18 PM Nov 17th from twitterrific in reply to azulaco
Pea coats are the sexiest thing going. black or navy. PSA pretty much only Jules from Pulp Fiction can carry off the leather pea coat. 2:15 PM Nov 17th from twitterrific
Bush will be out of the WH in 63 days 23 hours 10 minutes 39 seconds. 38, 37, 36, etc. 12:49 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
My belly button is kinda bloody. don’t know why, isn’t pierced. I recall no BB incidents today. is this serious? sorry for the gross TMI 12:21 AM Nov 17th from twitterrific
@sdmart the Argentina version has that typo. not worth anything b/c they’re all like that. tell me UPC and catalog # , will see if valuable 12:17 AM Nov 17th from twitterrific in reply to sdmart
Am at yet another dunkin donuts off the highway, hoping no one breaks into my car while I’m inside. 6:07 PM Nov 16th from twitterrific
If I see one more of those dental floss things-those white hook-like things with the floss on them-on the STREET, used, I’m gonna puke. 4:15 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck