Angelina Jolie: One Step Closer to the Mia Farrow Morph Machine
Friday, March 2nd, 2007From www.boston.com :
Angelina Jolie to adopt Vietnamese child
March 2, 2007
HANOI, Vietnam –Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adopt a Vietnamese child, the country’s top adoption official said Friday.
A U.S. adoption agency representing the 31-year-old actress filed the papers at Vietnam’s International Adoption Agency, said Vu Duc Long, the agency’s director.
“She just filed the papers this week,” Long said.
Those crazy celebs. Jolie is taking this United Nations Goodwill Ambassador thing way too seriously.
Interestingly, the article says she has filed papers to adopt as a single parent - not as a couple with Mr. Pitt Of-The-Rock-Hard-Abs. Now I thought the Star or People or one of those other respositories of celebrity informercialtainments said they had gotten secretly married? No? You mean they were wrong???
As an aside, I have always found Jolie to be an … enigma. Not she herself or her acting or her inner light or whatever it is she’s got, at least according to the media. But rather, the fact that sometimes I see pictures of her where she is so breathtakingly beautiful that I can’t stop looking, eyes wide, speechless. And I am as straight as an arrow. I don’t like girls, never have. I’m riding the “C” train, next stop Canal Street. Express all the way, baby. Mmmm-mmmm. (Yeah I stole that from Colbert. Deal with it.)
Uhhhhh … back to Jolie: in other pictures - like the one in the above link - she looks like a dessicated corpse. Sometimes even worse, and that’s gotta be hard to manage. I don’t get it. Who can explain this? Because whatever she’s taking, I want to stay far far away. I can live with not being breathtakingly beautiful but I never want to look like Jim Carrey in The Mask, which is what I think of most of the time when I see these pictures of her.