OMG I finally escaped from that shipping container!
I bet you thought I was gone forever, didn’t you? Well I wasn’t. I was down on the docks one day a few weeks ago trying to hook up with this guy named Vito with whom I have some unnamed business and I saw this shipping container sitting there right out in the open. The door wasn’t quite shut and there was a glowing light faintly visible inside. Very mysterious. Very Pulp-Fiction-what’s-in-that-damn-box??? Well I had my camera with me so I thought I’d just go inside and check it out. I’m always looking for something interesting to shoot. And wouldn’t you know, the second I stepped inside some maniac chloroformed me and the next thing I knew, I was trying to escape from an opium den in Bangkok! Man there were some skanks in there! I even had to defend my honor a few times. The big knife I just happened to have helped me out a little. Anyway, one day I was able to make a break for it and I ran like hell to the nearest rickshaw and told the guy to step on it (heh heh) fast to the airport. Thank god I had my American Express card with me. It took a while but I found my way back home.
So I promise to post something EVERY SINGLE DAY for a month. I swear to god. It’s like the Flickr 365 photo project except I know I’d never be able to keep that up.
That glowing light in the shipping container? Wouldn’t you know, that guy with the chloroform was watching a little B&W TV. He was simply addicted to The Apprentice. I hate that goddamned show and now I was going to be forced to watch it during an overseas trip to Thailand. Donald Trump ain’t foolin’ nobody with that comb-over. Pul-lease, get yourself a stylist, bub. That hair has got to go.