hole-y underwear
Funny this post should follow one about ex-Hitler Youth Pope Benny. I swear there is no earthly connection.
No, I just wanted to share this: I just went to the bathroom and what should I see on the front of my underwear but a series of three holes that bore an amazing resemblance to this picture. It’s Munch in my pants! See how the guy’s right eye is
a little bit bigger than his left? Well the hole on the left (so that’s the right of the “face” of my hole-y underwear) is bigger too.I believe this is call for selling them on ebay. The underwear. It’s only a few steps from here to seeing Jesus in a Cheeto.
I’d wash them first. There’s probably less money in that but I’m doing it for art. And salvation.
April 17th, 2008 at 10:13 am
I’ll wait for photographic proof before making a bid. And your right, the value goes down with each washing. On a related note, my son had a poop the other day that I swear looked like the virgin. After several hours I was convinced not to try selling it on eBay.
April 17th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Now that’s worth money! You should at least take a picture of it for sale. It would appeal to both the faithful and the antisocial. But I suppose you’ve had them washed by now just like I did.
I do know of a woman who sells her used underwear. Apparently makes good money off it. There’s a buyer, somewhere, for everything.