god today, gone tomorrow

I’ve just decided that, for today anyway, there really is a god, because I went to the shop next door to see about getting my hair cut and they had an appointment for tonight. That never happens. It’s always “um how’s a week from Tuesday?” But I want to get my hair cut NOW not in the next century, practically. So you can see why having a booking open today, in a few hours, at the exact perfect time for me, is major cause for religious enlightenment.

Tomorrow my theological doctrines might change, depending on how things go for me.

2 Responses to “god today, gone tomorrow”

  1. Kriss Says:

    We can only hope that you don’t find that last pair of perfect shoes in your size for fear that we pagans might lose you forever.

  2. Meow House Says:

    Oh don’t worry, last night I was once again reassured that god is dead, if he ever existed in the first place. So I can join you back with the heathens and/or backsliders.

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