Meow House Theatre

Hey all you google-ers out there. FYI I am not that person in Texas who also uses the name “meowhouse” and who apparently has thousands upon thousands of people angry with her for 1) running a kitten-breeding operation; and 2) selling FIP-infected kittens. THAT IS NOT ME. Yes I have cats but I live in a whole other state and I find the breeding of domesticated pets to be disgusting, and I wish it were illegal. ….. I should edit this to say that I have known some very fine purebreds whom I loved very much, but they came from people who bred 1-2 litters per year from a small number of parents. They weren’t money-making operations but done out of love for the breed and a wish to let other people experience that. But generally, there are too many homeless animals in the world to justify large-scale breeding operations.

So if you think I’m her/him, you are wrong. Keep going down the list of google results and you’ll find that other person who dares to use MY super-sekrit-disguise Internet nick.

Did you know that if your sink is clogged and you can’t find your snake, you can unbend a wire coat hanger, make a little U-shaped hook at the end, stick it down the drain, and then pull up a big disgusting slimy “thing” that will make you totally gag until you are able to fling it in the trash bin and cover it up with paper towels? Then you can go look at pictures of flowers or kittens or fluffy bunnies until the memory of that revolting grayish dripping not-completely- identifiable “thing” is blotted from your brain, so that maybe you can keep some breakfast down?

Well now you know! Don’t say I never gave you any valuable home-maintenance tips.