joan crawford’s closet
Did you know that if your sink is clogged and you can’t find your snake, you can unbend a wire coat hanger, make a little U-shaped hook at the end, stick it down the drain, and then pull up a big disgusting slimy “thing” that will make you totally gag until you are able to fling it in the trash bin and cover it up with paper towels? Then you can go look at pictures of flowers or kittens or fluffy bunnies until the memory of that revolting grayish dripping not-completely- identifiable “thing” is blotted from your brain, so that maybe you can keep some breakfast down?
Well now you know! Don’t say I never gave you any valuable home-maintenance tips.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:38 am
I’ve seen that thing before. It is not a nice thing. It’s not even nice to blog about that thing. Kittens….must have kittens.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I had a big response typed out and I forgot to answer the secret spam-preventing math question. So now it’s gone. Well all it really said was yes that thing is gross and no I haven’t forgotten about it since this morning.
I’d turn off the secret math question but then I get all kind of weird spam comments .
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 am
Half of my really pithy and insightful comments have been lost to time in the exact same way.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I just couldn’t be bothered to type it all out again and it wouldn’t have been as good so I just said fuck it.
I’ve tried turning off the anti-spam but you would not believe the weird things that get posted as comments. Every time I think it won’t happen, it does. So spam question stays.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I forget which was I’m typing my name. Am I meowhouse or Meow House? Only the shadow knows.
These math questions are getting harder. They used to be things like “add 2 and 0″ and today I’ve had “add 10 and 10″ and “subtract 7 from 11.”
This is remedial-student discrimination!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I mean, I forgot which WAY I’m typing my name. Goddamn typos.