Meow House Theatre

I am a very extremely highly sensitive person, yes it’s true, I know you don’t believe it, but I AM, and here I come over here to see if my spot on the Technorati list of Web site popularity has gone up from #2,445,879 to maybe an even 2,000,000 and what do I see but COMMENTS, which makes me so happy to know that someone is reading this, someone besides the automatic spambots who leave me lovely pornographic messages about things that I have never even heard of and trust me I have heard a LOT, and the secret goings-on of various celebrities that I don’t give a flying fuck about, and how I can make a million dollars trafficking in African monies, and I go and click on these comments and

THEY ARE EMPTY.

This is because you, you commenters are whom I am talking to, did not do the math question, the one that says “please add 2 plus 2″ or something like that. If you write your profound and educationally valuable thoughts here and do not do that math question, your comment will be gone with the wind. This makes me so sad. I am left to wonder who actually took the time to write something and the stress of not knowing is very disturbing. IT IS and NO I have NOT talked to a therapist about this and I WON’T.

If you don’t want me to go hang myself from a tree over the despair from this, please remember to do the math question.

Off to find my Valium now!