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I’ve seen a lot of weird things on craigslist but this one is pretty near the top on the WTF scale:

Girls with long tongues needed (Boston and New England)

If you know a pretty girl over 18 with a really long, agile tongue, please ask her if she’d like to get paid to show off her tongue tricks on video. She can make the video herself and I`ll pay for it. I am collecting videos of the longest, most talented, sexiest female tongues in the Boston area. I know this sounds unusual, but it`s absolutely legit ! This girl (name removed) replied and made a few videos of her tongue tricks for me, earning over $600 to date. (link removed, it’s a girl with a tongue WAY past the bottom of her chin) No nudity, no sex involved .. just her face, soft voice and sexy tongue tricks. :-) I will need to see some pics of her tongue before hiring her, obviously.

Um okay sure! “No sex involved”?? Yeah maybe not for the girl doing the tongue tricks but I have a feeling there’s plenty of sex, one-sided and/or one-handed as it may be, for the guy on the other end.

Now just because I’m saying it’s weird, and it IS weird, doesn’t mean I’m judging. People should do what they want no matter how oddball it is! Free love for everyone!! Photobucket <—-there’s a long tongue for ya but I guess a little green body-less man isn’t what this guy’s looking for.

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5 Responses to “craigslist, there’s always something”

  1. Kriss Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Not from the Boston/New England area, but otherwise fits the bill.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm

  2. Meow House Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    When I got the email notice for this comment, I thought it said “I’m not from the Boston/New England area, but otherwise I fit the bill” and I was all TMI DUDE TMI!!!

    Glad to see it’s not like that at all.

  3. Meow House Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Oh my god, that is freaky. I don’t think I’d be advertising that on the BBC if I were her. Kids are really mean to each other.

  4. Kriss Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    Too funny! Yeah, I’m surprised her parents let her do that too, but maybe the Germans are a lot less hung up on that kind of stuff.

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