1. I love my new camera. I LOVE IT. I want to marry it. Well only almost.
2. Some guy on craigslist is selling the same camera for an outrageous price. Somewhere between $800 and $1,000 over-priced depending on the lens, which he neglected to even mention. The lens is in many ways more important than the body. Anyway, come on, for a used camera you’re charging a grand more than BRAND NEW??? Who is this stupid to pay such a thing?
3. I spend far too much time reading craigslist. (See post title.)
4. Why do people persist in finding the most hideous pictures possible of someone and using it as “proof” that that person is unattractive? Everyone comes out badly sometimes. It really drives me bats. And in this case it is almost always men, about another man. I think they are either a) jealous; or b) suffering secret sexual attraction to this person and thus must shout out yea verily that they are NOT GAY by proclaiming how ugly this person is.
5. Why do people get on message boards and get all argumentative with someone who has a different experience than they do? And god forbid if it’s a man who gets told this by a woman. Because, since she’s a woman, she’s obviously stupid to begin with; and now the fact that she’s voicing disagreement means she’s obviously a frigid cunt.
6. People who aren’t lawyers and/or who don’t know the law shouldn’t attempt to tell other people who are, or who do, what is actionable. Have I ever mentioned I hate stupid people? I believe this is a recurring theme here, in my life, I mean.
7. A few days ago it was bacon; today I smelled Lemon Pledge furniture polish while walking through the park. I suppose it was someone’s perfume but honey that ain’t doing you any favors. Trust me on this.
8. Overcooked pork chops are not very tasty.
9. My cat has done very well after her surgery and spent all night sleeping on my tummy. I was afraid to move, for fear of disturbing her, and because I thought she might claw my eyes out.
The End.
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