about meowhouse
I go by maryelle st. clare professionally. I have an actual real name too but what it is I’ll never tell.
I greatly enjoy vanilla ice cream, acqua di parma lavanda tonica, and the new yorker. I’ve lived in and traveled through europe extensively and speak three languages quite well and a couple more in a vague floundering way. I was born in turkey but I don’t remember any of it. My older brother and sister say there were a lot of rats. If you’re mean to me, I have no problem cheerfully telling you to fuck off and die; the days of being pushed around are long over. I’ll never be picked last at kickball again, goddammit. Oh, and I swear. A lot.
Lately I have been eschewing capitalization. Not sure why.
I have a very specific plan to become famous and then remember all the little people. 
(that’s a joke)