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	<title>Meow House Theatre</title>
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	<description>down in the ground where the dead men go</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 21:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>still not sure how he makes all that noise</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/14/noise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 15:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nine Inch Nails pre-sale tickets for Worcester start at 5:00 PM today so nobody bother me at that time!  I can&#8217;t hear you I can&#8217;t see you I don&#8217;t want to talk to you, and I plan to be &#8220;on a conference call&#8221; for the duration of my login so that nobody even thinks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>chicken</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/13/chicken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 16:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t find a copy of it online anywhere but I&#8217;m pretty sure I just saw a McDonald&#8217;s commercial in which a black man repeatedly refers to his mother as his &#8220;mammy.&#8221;   I believe he and his female companion are dining&#8211;of all the things McDonald&#8217;s sells as food&#8211;on fried chicken strips during said commercial.
Is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>and here comes a chopper to chop off your head</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/12/and-here-comes-a-chopper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 14:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Apple Store is opening in Boston on Thursday.  I think it&#8217;s supposed to be the largest in the world so far.  I will not go, I will not go, I will not go.
Well maybe I will go just to take some pictures of other people salivating.  I will keep my own [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3x little birds wearing makeup told me a story</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/08/3x-little-birds-wearing-makeup-told-me-a-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 15:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I heard a very funny story yesterday.  I don&#8217;t really want to publish the names of the people involved so I&#8217;ll make this a blind item just like the tabloids do, or the ones who are afraid of being sued do anyway.  If you can figure out, email me and maybe you&#8217;ll win [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I can&#8217;t hear you</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/07/i-cant-hear-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 15:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Edited:  now with picture!
While walking down past the bus station yesterday I once again was accosted by this guy I see all the time.  Before I even get to the actual point of this story, I must ask:  why do people walk up to people who are OBVIOUSLY wearing iPod headphones and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>what&#8217;s that you say???</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/06/whats-that-you-say/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 20:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had the yearly luncheon today with the managing directors where we go over what is going on with the philanthropic arm and while waiting for the elevator, we were discussing how there is yet another movie being filmed outside.  Someone wondered how they are getting all these permits to shut the street down and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>spam the wonder food</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/05/spam-the-wonder-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 20:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m planning to save up all my spam for a week or so and then write a melodious and lyrical post using only phrases from it.  I&#8217;ve recently deleted it all otherwise I could begin on this chef d&#8217;œuvre right now, but my gmail is currently holding some promising possibilities from the intriguingly named [...]]]></description>
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		<title>an assortment of earthly delights</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/05/204/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went up to get some rings resized (again) and then went to get a sandwich and after leaving the shop I was putting my earphones back in.  I had one in and was pulling the other one from its storage place when a man dressed in a very nice suit was coming my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I got kneed, in the Internet</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/02/i-got-kneed-in-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://meowhouse.net/2008/05/02/i-got-kneed-in-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 17:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to have to leave work early because of my knee.  The sensation of my jeans rubbing on the hideous grayish-reddish-black oozing scrape is making me ill in the stomach.  I couldn&#8217;t even get to sleep last night because of the weight of the covers on it.  And I can&#8217;t really bend the knee [...]]]></description>
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		<title>civil service, now there&#8217;s an oxyMORON</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/04/30/civil-service-morons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 02:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I was walking back from my guitar lesson today I took a header over a curb into a gravel patch.  I have a new lovely hole in my soon-to-be-rubbish pants.  At least they hid the blood running down my leg from the big gash on my knee.  My knuckles are nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>other people dream of flying</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/04/27/other-people-dream-of-flying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I seem to have lost about 10 pounds somehow and now all those jeans I bought a week or two ago don&#8217;t really fit.  Le sigh.
Horrible nightmare last night.  I dreamed I heard a loud noise and went out to investigate and my guitar was on the floor completely demolished.  The neck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>sport yelling</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/04/25/sport-yelling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got a South African football team (that&#8217;s soccer in case it&#8217;s not clear) here in the office and they are certainly a loud bunch.
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		<title>not as profound as an apple falling on my head</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/04/25/apple-falling/</link>
		<comments>http://meowhouse.net/2008/04/25/apple-falling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went outside for lunch&#8211;it&#8217;s beyond gorgeous out today&#8211;and I got a sandwich and went to sit in this faux park (there&#8217;s curlicued benches and a few flowers and trees, to make you feel pastoral &#8230; sitting in the middle of a quarter acre of pavement) that was built up to make people feel better [...]]]></description>
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		<title>god today, gone tomorrow</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/04/24/god-today-gone-tomorrow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just decided that, for today anyway, there really is a god, because I went to the shop next door to see about getting my hair cut and they had an appointment for tonight.  That never happens.  It&#8217;s always &#8220;um how&#8217;s a week from Tuesday?&#8221;  But I want to get my hair [...]]]></description>
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		<title>there&#8217;s a far eastern philosophy lesson in here somewhere</title>
		<link>http://meowhouse.net/2008/04/24/far-eastern-philosophy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will probably never be rolling in piles of money but if I had enough to take taxis everywhere and never have to take this goddamn clusterfuck of a subway system again, that would make me pretty happy.
I bought an iPod iTouch last night.  It&#8217;s really lovely so far.  I have put several [...]]]></description>
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